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Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne Labor Day

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Roseanne Past Imperfect

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Roseanne Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne Two for One

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

Roseanne Girl Talk

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Roseanne Sleeper

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

Roseanne Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne Follow the Son

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne Punch and Jimmy

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Roseanne White Men Can't Kiss

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Roseanne Maybe Baby

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

Seinfeld The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Seinfeld The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

To Be Announced

Programming to be announced.