Saturday, October 24th TV listings for DTOUR - West
Border Security: America's Front Line Radiation Alert
A car's radiation levels alert CBP; an officer digs up a stash of deadly bath salts; multiple phones materialize.
Border Security: America's Front Line On Thin Ice
Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will.
Border Security: America's Front Line Smells Fishy
A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat.
Border Security: America's Front Line Forbidden Foods
A fake ID comes to light at the border; a young traveler's stories don't jibe; CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food.
Border Security: America's Front Line Deadly Boxes
Officers find a stash of luxury knockoffs; a drag race fan slows his roll; CBP catches a wanted duo.
Border Security: America's Front Line Radiation Alert
A car's radiation levels alert CBP; an officer digs up a stash of deadly bath salts; multiple phones materialize.
The Drew Carey Show Drew Gets Married
Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.
The Drew Carey Show Man's Best Same Sex Companion
Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship, so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.
The Drew Carey Show Two Drews and the Queen of Poland Walk Into a Bar
Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.
The Drew Carey Show Cap-Beer-Cino
Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.
The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape
Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video.
The Middle Hecks on a Plane
Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York.
George Lopez Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
George Lopez The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
The Drew Carey Show Drew Gets Married
Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.
The Drew Carey Show Man's Best Same Sex Companion
Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship, so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.
The Drew Carey Show Two Drews and the Queen of Poland Walk Into a Bar
Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.
The Drew Carey Show Cap-Beer-Cino
Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.
Mike & Molly Open Mike Night
Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother.
Mike & Molly Rich Man, Poor Girl
The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home.
The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape
Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video.
The Middle Hecks on a Plane
Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York.
George Lopez Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
George Lopez The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
The Drew Carey Show Drew Gets Married
Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.
The Drew Carey Show Man's Best Same Sex Companion
Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship, so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.
Mike & Molly Open Mike Night
Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother.
Mike & Molly Rich Man, Poor Girl
The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home.
The Drew Carey Show Two Drews and the Queen of Poland Walk Into a Bar
Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.
The Drew Carey Show Cap-Beer-Cino
Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.
The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape
Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video.
The Middle Hecks on a Plane
Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York.
George Lopez Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
George Lopez The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Border Security: America's Front Line Exotic Edibles
CBP converges on flights arriving from drug-source countries; a coffee expo volunteer finds trouble; pills are found in film containers.
Border Security: America's Front Line Lethal Package
A face-off develops over luxury counterfeits; agents detect potentially lethal powder; a CBP beagle finds the mother lode of meat.
Border Security: America's Front Line Cocaine Pellets
Suspected of smuggling narcotics, a jittery traveler's next stop is a medical facility; a pair arrives bearing a trophy; CBP question a DJ's find.
Border Security: America's Front Line Suspicious Souvenirs
A tourist's uncertain vacation plans make him suspicious; two backpackers return with more than just memories; in Port Huron, a traveler carries a concealed weapon.