Thursday, October 22nd TV listings for DTOUR - East
A woman returning from a trip to China has business cards to a Sydney brothel and passports for three Chinese girls.
A piece of salmon comes up positive for cocaine; Syrian carpets have something suspicious woven into the fabric.
A man arrives from Beijing with strong readings for narcotics; three men want to visit a temple that hasn't been built yet.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.
Private Eyes Between a Doc and a Hard Place
Angie and Shade are hired to find out who's targeting a pro bono medical clinic.
Private Eyes Six Feet Blunder
Shade and Angie are hired to find a missing body, but wind up uncovering a scheme to bury millions of dollars.
Mr. D Gerry Throws the Game
When Gerry realizes that the volleyball team's game will interfere with his plans, he sabotages them; Robert tries to increase the students' hustle between classes; Trudy posts a photo on the allergy wall.
Mr. D The Man With Two Red Shoes
Gerry is determined to catch a lurker to earn the Teach of the Month title; Robert creates a montage; a feud between Dwyer and Nisha develops.
Mr. D Gerry Has Hot Sub Anxiety
Gerry is blown away by the new subs; Simon and Nisha prepare for their first kiss; Bobbi tries a different method to deal with a difficult student.
Mr. D Busploitation
Gerry tries to victimize himself to get money; Dwyer has a new girlfriend; Bobbi comes to a realization.
The Middle The Play
Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of "The Wizard of Oz"; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.
The Middle Thanksgiving III
The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.
George Lopez Leave It to Lopez
Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.
George Lopez Sk8r Boyz
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
Mike & Molly Careful What You Dig For
Molly receives advice from her literary idol (Susan Sarandon); Mike tries to cheer up his mother with a dinner invitation.
Mike & Molly Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back
Molly asks Joyce to help her spy on a suspicious neighbor; the guys share aspirations during a poker game.
Two and a Half Men The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Two and a Half Men The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Two and a Half Men Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
The Drew Carey Show Steve and Mimi Get Married
Steve and Mimi get married under extremely bizarre circumstances.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and Kate's First Date
Drew feels pressure as he prepares to go on his first date with Kate.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Best Friend
Chuck helps Morgan spy on Anna and flashes on her new boyfriend; Jeff and Lester try to get Ellie and Awesome to hire their band for the wedding.
Rizzoli & Isles Post Mortem
When a mailman is killed, the team must work with an eccentric Postal Inspector; Maura continues to struggle with the ramifications of her injury; Korsak gets Kiki a terrible birthday present.
Rizzoli & Isles Shadow of Doubt
A wealthy woman is found dead at the bottom of her stairs; Maura decides to undergo minor surgery; Maura reconnects with Hope.
The West Wing Full Disclosure
Former Vice President Hoynes (Tim Matheson) plans to write a tell-all book about the Bartlet White House; Josh deals with school vouchers and the closing of a military base; Toby parleys with trade-union bosses.
The West Wing Eppur Si Muove
A rival congresswoman uses Bartlet's daughter (Nina Siemaszko) to suggest a conflict of interest with funding of a medical study; the first lady does a public service announcement with The Muppets from "Sesame Street."
Chuck Chuck Versus the Best Friend
Chuck helps Morgan spy on Anna and flashes on her new boyfriend; Jeff and Lester try to get Ellie and Awesome to hire their band for the wedding.
Rizzoli & Isles Post Mortem
When a mailman is killed, the team must work with an eccentric Postal Inspector; Maura continues to struggle with the ramifications of her injury; Korsak gets Kiki a terrible birthday present.
Rizzoli & Isles Shadow of Doubt
A wealthy woman is found dead at the bottom of her stairs; Maura decides to undergo minor surgery; Maura reconnects with Hope.
The West Wing Full Disclosure
Former Vice President Hoynes (Tim Matheson) plans to write a tell-all book about the Bartlet White House; Josh deals with school vouchers and the closing of a military base; Toby parleys with trade-union bosses.
The West Wing Eppur Si Muove
A rival congresswoman uses Bartlet's daughter (Nina Siemaszko) to suggest a conflict of interest with funding of a medical study; the first lady does a public service announcement with The Muppets from "Sesame Street."
Chuck Chuck Versus the Best Friend
Chuck helps Morgan spy on Anna and flashes on her new boyfriend; Jeff and Lester try to get Ellie and Awesome to hire their band for the wedding.
A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.
A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.