TV Schedule for Cozi - Network

Married ... With Children But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Married ... With Children Whose Room Is It Anyway?

Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house.

The King of Queens Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The King of Queens Consummate Professional

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Roseanne Troubles With the Rubbles

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Roseanne Second Time Around

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Roseanne Dances With Darlene

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Roseanne Scenes From a Barbecue

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Roseanne The Pied Piper of Lanford

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

George Lopez George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

George Lopez George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George Lopez George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

George Lopez George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

Married ... With Children Reverend Al

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Married ... With Children How Bleen Was My Kelly

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

Married ... With Children The Weaker Sex

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

Married ... With Children Blonde and Blonder

Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.

Married ... With Children Dud Bowl II

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

Married ... With Children Bearly Men

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

The King of Queens Pole Lox

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

The King of Queens Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

The King of Queens Shear Torture

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Two and a Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Two and a Half Men The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Two and a Half Men Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

George Lopez The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George Lopez Feel the Burn

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

George Lopez Carmen's Dating

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George Lopez Split Decision

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.